Thursday, January 29, 2004

Oh how I hate...

The Word Association subject for today is: OHIO.

"Let's see: agricultural. Backward. Bland. Treeless. Plowed. Slow drivers. Worse haircuts. Hayseed. Ragweed. CincinNAZI. Rivers that catch fire. Appalachian. Farms. Geocentric. Ag Science. Jerry Springer. Uhh...did I mention hayseed?"

HAH!

Sunday, January 04, 2004

Michiducks?

Someone wrote to tell me that a gander is not a duck. Yeah, umm, I KNOW.

Dear Obvious-Impaired: the whole gander/duck thing is commonly known as a JOKE...criminy.